Whatever you think about Ted, he’s NOT normal.
No question about it. JD Vance is weird. Ranting about childless cat ladies, changing his name three times, forwarding strange stories about Dolphins. All very weird.
But if JD Vance registers high on the weird scale, Ted Cruz registers even higher. Cruz’s hyper partisanship, constant provocation, and endless self-promotion obscure an oddball individual who has a long history of doing and saying weird things and making weird decisions.
Here are ten of the weirdest Ted Cruz Moments
1. Ted blamed his two daughters for his decision to abandon Texas (and his little dog “Snowflake”) during a deadly winter storm to go to Cancun. Who does that?
2. Ted picked a fight with Big Bird.
3. Decided that wasn’t enough so he picked a fight with Elmo too.
4. As Texas Solicitor General, Ted chose to personally defend a Texas law outlawing sex toys.
5. But also got caught liking porn on his main twitter account.
6. Ted thought it was a good idea to read Green Eggs and Ham on the Senate Floor.
7. Ted also keeps a portrait of himself in his office arguing a Supreme Court case HE LOST.
8. As a college student, Cruz would “cruise” the women’s wing of his dorm in a bathrobe, leaving his roommate to “field the complaints” of women he creeped out.
9. Ate a booger on live TV.
10. After Trump called Ted a liar, his wife ugly, and his father a conspirator in the JFK assassination, Ted rolled over for a belly-rub.
While none of the above disqualifies Ted Cruz from being a U.S. Senator, they do prove that he more than qualifies as WEIRD. And that, in combination with Ted’s crooked podcast scheme to funnel money into his dark money SuperPAC, his participation in a plan to overthrow the 2020 election, and his never-ending grievance politics used to divide Americans against each other give Texans all the information they need to remove him as our U.S. Senator.
